Another bullshit generator? Seriously?

That's right. The venerable Web Economy Bullshit Generator has done a great job for years, but in 2012 nobody is talking about "synergizing e-business portals" any more.

And of course the Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator was fun while it lasted, but lens flares and "beta-testing rss-capable folksonomies" is so 2006. It's time for a Bullshit Generator for our generation.

This bullshit generator leverages bleeding-edge, scalabale aynchronous Hadoop clusters and Chomskyian transformational grammars to generate random phrases that, depending on your perspective, could be total bullshit, or the idea for your next startup.